If I had bigger breasts; I wish.

It all happened when I played basketball. I felt helpless and motionless when ChernHoong was able to dribble to his right side with ease & made the easy left-hand-layup against me. I tried to stop him as he attempted to evade my gay-defense, sadly, I failed and he made the basket, without much penetration [not the penetration all guys need to have, it's two different worlds, if you have what I have to think about it, with much sense I would say. xD]

Before we move further into serious elaborations or maybe, just maybe discussions which might lead to pure insanity and also, nudity. I'm beginning to write like an ass who has no life [if you need example, I give you.. Henry.] as I have just picked up, I mean, borrowed this girl-who-sees-fairies fiction from our school library. Isn't it magnificent to just visit the library to borrow books & of course, to STARE at the newly-promoted-yet-sizzling-hot-librarians from the LowerSix.


I haven't returned the book yet.. Henry's so dead, I used his Library card btw. The teacher's gonna "hunt" for him, hoho. The teacher's scary, she has the cutest mole beside her barbecued lips, shh! :) editted - 1.47am, 24th August.

So much for my very attempt to blog like Marc. :) I'm going to be myself after this sentence. I give you.. supercalifragilisticexpe....alidocious. Only Marc & us know what are the reasons we speak of that weirdly constructed "term". Dude, we'll do better than next year in Public Speaking & Debate. :)

Although examination is over, I still feel the pressure. I don't actually welcome new chapters of Addmaths and of course, Physics which happens to be my pure weakness [keep this a secret cos' people WILL start to have doubts about my sexuality]. Still am looking for a home tutor for this subject. Anyone want to join me for this adventurous mission? ;P

Anyway, I'm still seeking for the special one, where are thou? :P You made me lose my mind, I even thought of a new ambition if I fail to seek for you, my one and only baby boo. [nope, not you Michelle.. cos' you're my darling, it's different. rofl!]. I was contemplating on joining Maria Ozawa in the pornography industry..

Gigolo wannabe - I only cost you 2bucks, hornayyy? :S After PJ, :)

Oh yeah, I have always talked about how much I hated my class. Well, I have stopped hating em' and tried loving em, and it's working! LoL! But still, 4H is still the class that I would love to be in.. not that I dislike where I am right now. Just sharing thoughts.. wonder if you and I could both meet up and have some coffee together? Or maybe more than that? I'm horny today, sorry. :) I can do this all night long, oopsie. :) Anyway, here you go, random shots taken in class, have fun dohs (erm, not Malay, say it in japanese! hee xD)

Syed Shameer, doing the lala pose. That's like so out of trend. He always annoy me saying words like, Fei Mao, lei hui pin tou arh n' etc'. He watches RTM2, ewwww! :)

Muiz, I don't know whatta say. He gave me a nickname, CB. I actually do not mind being called CHIBAI cos' it's like a curse word. But no, CB doesn't stands for CHIBAI. It stands for.. Cina Berbulu! WTF! ==

Foo, all rounder in sports. Woohoo, he's steaming, I'm pretty sure it's still quite short. Hoho, kidding. He's the best basketballer mate in my class and he's taller than me already, PMSing. :(

Henry is more than willing to "do" you, kiddo Bak. Anyway, I bet Irsyad was waiting for his turn, too bad, with Henry's disabilities, it's gonna take long. Hidden meanings, :)

I give you one word, surprised. :) An umbrella could make us all camwhore! And the best part was the teacher was in class, she rocks? No, she doesn't. == Kidding, :P

I'm done. Off to Henry's. :) We're gonna watch UP, right? I'm so into cartoons these days, I'm gonna join Shirley pretty soon.. I'mma make World Of Cartoon Network the place to go to in shopping malls, hoho. Kidding. Miss me people, muahsie. :)


Toodles (Ewwwwww..),
JWing5.

Prefects' Gathering 2009.

8th of August, a day to be remembered, for good and.. evil. :)
Before I begin, deepest gratitude towards our teacher adviser, Pn Lim. There's more to it but uhm, it wouldn't be appropriate to say it here. It involves money, hee. :) Also, thanks to the fifth/sixth formers who helped us out and rock on, people!

Pictures ahead.. Out of the 50 images I received from Bran bran cutie,

(Red team - Blindfold Football), I don't even see the ball, LOL! And look at the direction of the goal post, :)

(Multigames - Purple), Kaisze, watch where you're going! :)

(Newspaper - White team), they claim themselves as Warriors. Don't look like one eyh? :)

(Spongy mesophyll - Pink team), my favourite team! Hee. I wanna be in Asri's position! He looked sad, wtf! He's just stupid, it's okay. :)

Pink team again, something's down there, naughty people! :)

Sohwaikeat & Suetli, both got too into the game!

He's basically touching everyone and he claimed that he loves me, hmph!

This is random, hi Joey! :)

Orange team, doing popping! I don't know the reason why are they doing it, impersonating Michael Jackson, I suppose. ==

There's nobody "doing" you, just open your eyes Izzaaz. :)

Main organizers. Form4s, future EXCOs. Nah, kidding. :)

CPB BOARD 2008-2009.

GI JOE is damn weird, seriously. All they do to grab your attention is by using beautiful ladies with great circular stuffs, yeahp, I don't like the show, hate it! I fell asleep, somehow. OMG, off-topic. :)

This is getting tad too long. I don't really wanna talk much about the agenda, we know why. There's too much for the performance, haha! Screwing up isn't much important, you know it best. Damn it, I SCREWED UP K, ran outta tune, singing Miley Cyrus' The Climb. It's okay, I'm never going on stage singing, again. No worries. I know, it sorta polluted everyone's ears, but whattheheck, the music was good. That's all I can say! LOL! :)

The numbers weren't that good actually, I don't know what happened to Confucians (confused perhaps) and also, MBS boys + Maxwell + La Salle Sentul. Come on la brothers, we are straight, I mean some of us aren't but mostly, yeah, straight. :) Well, hope everyone enjoyed themselves BESIDES THE SINGING, stress. :D

Form4s, we have tried our very best.. I wouldn't say it was much of a success cos' of the people who have attended, but WE have definitely proved how strong our bond is to everyone who have not trusted us, at the first place. We have stayed as one and I feel loved, for the very second time. And yeahp, next year, it'll be US. Only us.. together we stand, together we.. yawns. Hee! :)

FORM4s, GOGOGOG! GANBATE NEHXXX! :D

JWing.

I am getting so hot, i'm gon' take my clothes off..

I have been receiving private messages; complaining & asking me to fill this piece of junk with something humorous. I tried to set a celebrity-status for myself but it didn't work the way I thought it would. Anyway, I welcome all of you back again to read this crappy-written blog. :P

I don't wanna talk about my results.. it isn't that saddening but it's just depressing. LOL! It's just like another form of lalas-blogging, right? They think it's funny but the truth is it isn't. Really busy with Prefects' stuffs lately.. What's up with BOYS singing Miley Cyrus' The Climb!? They are just so gay, enough said. What add fuels to fire is that after that pitiful gay song, it's gonna be some sort of Viva la Vida thing, now I'm SURE you wouldn't wanna miss it, crap, lying isn't good and I'm definitely feeling bad, get me? :)

I'm gonna end this entry up cos' I actually have a funnier draft, just waiting for the pictures! So please be patient, patience is virgin.. I mean, virtue. :) Great, I feel like the cutest copycat in town. Anyway, why is she so freaking annoying that she has to talk about me all the time? And the funny thing is I'm not even handsome, DAMN this isn't right, SINCE WHEN AM I SO DOWN TO EARTH? Something is really wrong, better go catch some sleep before this turns worse, :). To freak you even more, I actually borrowed a fairy-fiction-storybook from OUR SCHOOL LIBRARY. Possessed, bring out the ghost in me! Don't say I never warn you if I ever squeeze your nuts or bounce your...

Superbly possessed punya look, serious! xP