Sunday, June 28, 2009

Pussified.

A really creepy voice woke me up today.. until now, I couldn't identify what was the noise exactly. I assumed it was a cat, being raped for 3 seconds, soon approaching climax, that kind of thing. == It was approximately 6am & even Paris responded to it, barking her heart out. She was scared too, but I just lazed around on my bed.. too tired to react or was I too scared to move? Pussified, maybe.. I would say it wasn't actually paranormal cos' I've been watching too much of Ghost Hunter lately.. I even dreamt of something really.. sweet. Can't tell you cos'.. eyer, you know la.. guys like me, shy de orhx. ==



This is my first time writing such a long intro.. cool. Anyway, I skipped school again cos' I felt really cold and I thought I was going to die.. or something eerie just flew right across the living hall? LoL! So, I continued sleeping.. got up at about uhm, 9am. Brushed muh teeth, washed my handsome face and prayed just abit then to the most trustable clinic of all time, Klinik Dr Aw. His surname's cute, isn't it? Michael Jackson loves the word as much as I do.. hee. Waited for about uhm, 2 hours. Yes, he explains really detail about your sickness and stuffs. 30minutes per patient, you certainly need a lot of strepsils, doctor. *personal advice, hoho.




Doctor asked, what's the problem today? *Note, today. Hoho! Regular customer. :) Explained to him.. how I felt over the past weeks.. then touched me, checked my tummy. The process was pretty long though.. summarize everything for you peepz kay? Na me gan dung orhxx.. wtf! Yes, I have been poisoned.. badly.. by.. food/drinks. Definition? Something that we eat&drink.. no no, exception for pornstars, you know what I mean, don't you? WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF! I'm going crazy. :( Anyway, that's one of the possibility for my so called H1N1 symptoms. I thought I was going to die okay.. see see, food poisoning or IBS (Irritable Bowel Syndrome) due to severe stress. I donwanna jinx it.. let's just pray for your cutie babeh Wing will recover asap okay? :)



I WILL be going to school tomorrow. LOL! Wingzai, it's never too late to act sick again. Hoho! I need an effective way of meditating, serious. I always shit before competitions! I need to calm myself down.. Mami Poko Pants? I'm SMART! :) Anyway, I'm getting lazy.. needa uhm, play Typing Maniac. I still can't beat my own high score. Very very sad but still, I top my friends' list in this game. Hoho! Suck my HOLY SHIT! :D




I wore it wrongly. == Anyway, I have thick eye brows.. I totally look like the next Mas Selamat, agree? xD



JWing.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

The theory of Utilitarianism.

.. is the belief that the right course of action that will produce the greatest amount of happiness to the greatest number of people. Yes, we failed to emerge as the champion and to end the losing draught in the Wira Debate competition for this year. We believe that today's debate was bias.. if this would be the best thing to say, whatever then. I don't wanna be the bad guy here.. stop coming here will you? Please! It just doesn't feel good.. :)


I was really sad right after I finished presenting my speech.. I kept my head down and was not even focusing on the debate itself. I asked myself, why must I screw up at the most important debate? I was really close to break down into tears but I can't as that will just give the opponents an edge to winning the debate.


Anyway, I truly believe that whatever happens, it happens for a reason. As quoted by Masterdebater Ritesh & Masterdebater Arief,


The experience never ends. Please dont let what we have worked so hard to achieve over the past few years dissapear. I want to be proud next year, a bit of a surprise. -Ritesh-


Guys, there's no shame in losing a rigged debate. We won it fair and square, and if the judges didn't see that, then screw them. We did win, and everyone knew it. -Arief-



Since pictures speak a thousand words,


MasterDebater - Ritesh aka Punjab Bear.





MasterDebater - Arief aka Underheight, underweight, underlength.






MasterDebater - Brandon aka Small Eyes aka OTU.





MasterDebater - Izzaaz aka Hartamas Boy.





MasterDebater - JiaWing aka Toilet.





When happiness is achieved among the five of us,










It's not the end of the world.. we will still continue the tradition. Call us superstitious but what we experienced was magnificent. We will definitely practise what you guys have taught us. We hope for the best of luck in your SPM & MasterDebaters live on. :)


JWing#5.
P/S: somebody's stalking. o.O

Friday, June 19, 2009

When frustration gets to you + Happy Birthday Yee Mee!

Yeahp, I'm really really frus' right now. I will be participating in the Wira Debate 09' next week. I don't have much experience in debating.. nah, just joking. But I've only debated parliamentary style in school.. and value debate in Forensics 09'. I don't wanna cause em' to lose, seriously. But the main thing is I never want to embarass myself in front of the girls, enough said. Hoho! Honestly, I can't think fast and that worries me a lot.. I take about 10-20 seconds only to interpret what someone said then another 10 seconds to counter em' back. Haha, I know I'm slow.. ahhhh forget it, I'm still hot. :)



Wish me luck people! :) Anyway, celebrated Misshehehaha's birthday on the sixteenth and.. GUESS WHAT!? Today's Aileen's Birthday (20/6/2009). Don't think I have forgotten about you, never will. Still, the fact that we haven't been talking/chatting for months is kinda sad, isn't it? This happens cos' we have stopped meeting up (okay, we don't meet up, just that we get to see each other in Kasturi when we were in Form2..LoL!), I really miss those times when we were in Form1&2.. the phone calls & the lame shits we did & basketball @ B. Jalil and believe me not, I really feel weird saying things like this cos' it's been so long since we've last BONDED (LOL!?). Whatever it is, I hope for the best of luck in whatever you do.. I still hope that you actually remember me, hehlo, i'm chicken wing and you're yeemee if you have forgotten. ==




HAPPY BIRTHDAY AILEEN WONG YEE MEE! :):)



She's the one in blue, not the top left wearing baby blue. HAHA! Kiddos. Ah, memories! Memories that shall never be forgotten.. :) Anyway, look at EEyin who was trying real hard to look tall. Poor Ana, looking retard in this. Cheers! xD

JWing#5, in tears. HAHAHA! Wtf. xD

Saturday, June 13, 2009

It has to come to an end.

Hehlo.. holiday is coming to end, pretty sad isn't it? Ahh, we'll just have to wait for another 3 months and we'll have the holidays back again.. after that, we shall sit for SPM. OMG! Time travels at the speed of light.. time travels by Pos Laju! Nooooo! :( Anyway, I'm not gonna write much as this will be a.. picture post. Girls do that right? Just to follow the girly trend.. I ain't gay okay.. aren't I? hurmm.. hee!xD I will definitely miss this week! :( Last week was a disaster cos' I did not have access to the Internet and I spent about 20bucks @ Alladin Cybercafe.. hohoho! :D



We sorta camwhored while waiting for the movie Angels & Demons. You won't see Shirley aka Miss Hehehaha in any of the pictures.. she declined Ana's offer. Big Deal!! :)


Ana's trying very hard isn't that obvious? hehe to look young.. too bad, i am your lil' brotha. :D



Weituck's practically thinking of some exotic stuffs that made him open his mouth so widely.. oooh.. yeahh.. haha! Anyway, Ana look pretty in this, isn't it? xD


I know I look freaking retard in this.. ter-upload. Lazy delete.. HAHA! What a lame excuse.. anyway, ignore the face but look at my hair.. it's cooler.. it's styled.. no more mushy mushy hairstyle you know!! :D


Paris isn't as good or SUCI as you think. LoL! Nuff saiddd. My sis views my blog.. kinda dangerous to write STUFFS about.. you know what I mean boys. Hohohoho!! xD


I am a nerd.. kill me! I sleep with books! Hoho! Was in the process of cleaning up my room actually.. :P


Who says guy don't camwhore? Oops, this isn't much of a camwhoring thang'. Anyway, I really the size of the shadow.. I want to have that kinda body! Soon soon!! Hoho! xD


Guys' laundary. :D:D I am lazy to remove em' from the basket. So we'll see when the thing overflows.. Overflows for water isn't it? Who cares.. I got a B for English!! :D


It's actually black.. I don't know what has happened to my camera. Prolly it was too dark.. P/S: I only clean my room when I feel like it or I was forced to do it. :D



Kevin Garnett's TS Bounce Commander White Vers. Hehehe! I can't find the black one! :( But this is pretty good too, just that I'll have to be extra careful to not stain it. Anyway, I don't understand what was he tryna say!! Looks more like uhm.. cuneiform? Hehehe. What tamadun is that? Answer that!! :D:D


Wanted to buy this.. but uhm, it looks cheap! Boo!! hahahaha. :D


I seriously needa wife. In fact, I don't think anyone would wanna marry me. :(


I need a wife!!!!!! Get me one.. who cleans OUR room. Phewitt. HAHAH! Anyway, I cleaned it already la. Just didn't wanna take any pics of my cleaned room cos' there's practically not much changes. HOHOHOHO!!! xD


It isn't easy to pose like Ana. I swear. Hehehehehe. After all, I look more like.. uhm, tranverstite? Or more like Henry? I don't know.. it's an Ana pose for God's sake. :)




The end.. I'm going for the Kasturi Anugerah Cemerlang shit.. I don't know whatta wear. If it's formal, jeans wouldn't be allowed. Who cares, we're rockers!! :D:D Whoever follows the rule which is to wear formally, I would just label em' as gays. HAHAHAHAH! Should I put on my St John's tie? Ewwwwwwwww.. Chiaoz. xP

J-Wing#5,

Saturday, June 06, 2009

Serious!? Aisehhh..

Blogging is my thang you peepz! LoL! Just came back from Henry's + Weituck's. They are neighbours.. so it wouldn't take long for me to switch places after all, they live opposite to one another. Woohoo! I was planning to go all emotional buthen.. I don't know, maybe I ain't that sad after all. :)




... watched Night At The Museum 2. LoL! It was funny la.. I can't really do much comparison as I have not watched the first one.. I didn't expect Ben Stiller to be kinda serious in the movie but who gives a damn, it's a good movie. Talk like expert nia.. padahal noob noob de orhx. :) Anyway, I'm missing Bak & Brandon already.. they will be back next week. Gay blog wert, don't blame me. xD





Played basketball ystd! LOL! Thrashed Henry in One Vs One.. the score was pretty close actually.. I don't know, you do the judging. :) *drum rolllllssss...




Jia Wing 34 - 16 Henry. :):)


I wanted to privatise this blog. I don't know man.. I'm afraid to lose the number of viewers to my blog but I always have to be really careful with what I'm writing. LoL! You know, sensitive issues like Brandon's banana ambition, Bak's pendrive & Weituck's blog stalking n' etc. :) I think I'm gonna be pretty dead.. HAHA! Who cares, I did my prayers. Bluek! =p





I need to OPEN up man. Seriously.. I need to find GIRLfriends. I am less sociable compared to last time. I gotta be Brandon's bestfriend & know every single friend of his. :) I don't know man, I'm just too shy to admit that I'm actually.. BALLESS. Brandon must be scared of me now cos' this whole entry aites, his name appeared so many times. Ooh, you're wanted. *blushes. :) I'm getting tired of writing.. random pictures will be posted up! :)







Vote for the most yeng one, can? Okay la, that one sure I win already. LoL! Guess who's the best among us four? :):)

Look out below.. crap, I should shave! Haha. We had balls of fun man! :P




J-Wing#11.

Thursday, June 04, 2009

I live to eat.. I'm a hungry monster!

I need food.. FOOD! LoL! I don't know what has happened to me.. I feel so hungry. But it is actually good for me to feel hungry at all time cos' it's time for me to gain some weight and beat Brandon in arm wrestle. That's BELIEVABLE.. xD Ain't too sure if it's possible.. :)




I have made false promises.. for instance, I promise to eat alot, work out before going to bed n' etc.. they are all LIES. Never tried doing em'. :) Anyway, I'm really determined this time.. I'mma gain lots of weight and build REAL pecs.. Six is just too lil', prolly about.. 8 pecs will do. == I needa be real muscular in order to be a better basketballer. I just can't stand the fact that I ain't growing any taller and I'm officially.. TERBANTUT-ed. :( It's okay.. Imagine somebody who plays basketball BUT he's short and skinny.. Things will turn around pretty quickly as I will turn myself into.. the.. very muscular.. Super Wing #5. Ada nombor jersey sama sekali wor, profesional kan? Malay spelling. wee! xD





I don't have much to write.. just to let you know that I've watched Monsters Vs Aliens! Pretty hilarious.. had so much fun with muh besties. Nowadays pretty close to Brandon leh.. he kinda handsome.. close close view de horx. Blushes! Alright, nothing much to write.. I feel so bored right now.. I really look forward to overnighting @ Duck's next week.. Woo, Brandon, Julian, Bak & I.. the claypot brothers live on! :) Peace out.. no worries, you'll see pictures. Weeeee! xD





Paris used to be so "fat".


After going through some serious dietary programme, she looked absolutely Heidi Klum-ish. :(


Grandma's Cooking.. damn nice wei the fish! And right, I had my "First Dinner" at around.. 6. :)


"Second Dinner" @ Woon Kei. HAHA! Damn crazy.. I'm going to be Arnold something something.. janji muscular de, terminator dude. HAHA! :)



Alright, gotta run.. heading to Lalaland again! :) Gonna watch.. Night at The Museum2. Woohoo! I don't even know if the title of the movie is right.. but hell yeah, let's watch the show and shake some butts! :) Peace.. xD



JWing.

Tuesday, June 02, 2009

It's challenging to blog these days..

Streamyx is freaking bitchy! Damn you peepz! Gave us back the connection BUT have us disconnected every ten minutes! Wtf! I am writing this entry really fast.. I totally hate to be at home these days.. it sucks so badly! I wanna go to school.. I wanna play some ball man.. I wanna go to Chan's and have some fun there. Mahjong + CC + Basketball! :(




I seriously find gossiping pretty fun these days.. I ain't getting any girlier but it is FUN, seriously. It's different from backstabbing, duh, but it is rather similar to it. I don't know.. but I had fun gossiping about people around us with Brandon. Hoho! You don't wanna know who we talked about.. hee! xD We also came across this really disgusted couple.. the guy is awesomely fat and the lady is weirdly hot.. yet, the both of em' are together. Love is blind.. duh, Henry believes in this.. aite aite? Kumiko + Chao Ge, HAHAHA! :)





I'm going to do something really silly right now.. I'mma pray for the holiday to come to a stop and we shall all go to school and have some fun! LoL! I'm gonna become the coolest geek in town so SHOOT ME DOWN EVERYONE! I am writing this entry without a clear direction, you know what I mean? Cos' I thought that I would go disconnected pretty soon.. Miracles miracles.. 15 minutes passed.. And I got disconnected, WEE! It's getting longer.. :)





I can't find Kevin Garnett's T Commander @ One Utama. Damn it! I didn't know One Utama would suck so badly.. Anyway, I'm going to Times Square tomorrow with the gang AFTER basketball @ school. Also, we're watching Monsters&Aliens. Kinda childish but we're still young, aren't we? I'm also looking forward to Transformers & Angels and Demons. Hehe. What I love about my life right now is that I actually have my very own Megan Fox @ home. No no, she didn't come to Malaysia just to find me although she wanted to but I asked her to stay for the premiere. It wouldn't be nice for her to leave America just for me.. hohoho! Dream on sucker! :)



(Picture of sister.. muahahahaha! This transaction has to be delayed)


Alright.. gotta run right now. To play the game I LOVE for the moment, Championship Manager 2007. Life is sad these days, ain't it? :( The more I see her, the more I want her. I totally believe in this hypothesis. LOL! I don't know if she feels the same.. but I totally love it when she smiles. I'm beginning to end my entries about love. So weird ain't it? Peace!! :)


J-WING.