You name it.

Hello readers. Have been absent for quite some time. And the viewers' stat is decreasing & that leads me to writing this entry. Pretty interesting huh? :) Anyway, I've overnighted @ Duck's for 3 nights & I had LOTS of fun. Instead of being racist over one another, we went "animal"cist instead. For instance, we named Woo Dog, Brandon Gorilla, Wei Duck (ok, the name speaks for itself), Julian Monkey and I seriously have no idea but to be named Ostrich. I don't have a long neck, not at all. But I do have something really really long. LoL! Anyway, Eeyin was named "Smoke" It's not an animal but Yin in Chinese is smoke. Whatever! :)

We've watched two movies altogether. Namely, Madagascar Escape 2 Afrika & Wushu. Highly recommended people. If you need laughters, go for Madagascar. Martial arts craze, go for Wushu. Whatever that is, I'm watching Twilight too. == Since everyone is so crazy about it, why not? I believe it'll be a boring movie for me since I'm not really into love movies you know. Just that I almost cried watching Moonlight Resonance and the newest 9.30pm show on CH311.. "Fathers & Sons". Wish me luck people. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!! -_____-

Anyway, I've just chatted with my old friend, Jun Hao. I bet most of ya'll do not know who he is. Damn, he has changed a lot. He was this innocent yet smart kiddo who enjoys swimming. Well, I'm not saying that he dislikes swimming now & being stoopid but who would have thought that he would have a girlfriend at this age who is freaking hot? Swimmer's body, face of Angelina Jolie, we like. I still remember the line from House Bunny. Ooh, your biceps are big, kiss me~! Non-related.

It seems like everyone that I know has somebody in mind. In other word, a partner. Someone who cares about you & to talk to when you're down. Oh well, I'm not complaining but guys, don't you people feel lonely at times? Especially those that were once left heart broken. Nah, not me! You know what I mean gentlemen. You might say that we do not needa girlfriend at this age. What we truly need is a companion. Preferably, a girl. Why? I bet most guys in my school can answer you. == Yes yes, in case you're stupid..

I AM IN AN ALL BOYS SCHOOL!! SAVE ME BEFORE I TURN GAY!! ASK ME OUT OR I'LL START GOING OUT WITH GUYS! ZZ. SAVE YOUR ONE N' ONLY.. RAYMOND WING!! =.='

-JW-

I want a famous face.

Yo.. it's your boy here, JWing. Wazzup? LoL! Do I sound like a rapper or something? Nigga crew yo! Don't mess with me. I bet you can't even see me in the dark. Perhaps my teeth will glow and shine your eyes till' you go blind. Yo yo yo. Oh well, I used to be in the Macha Gang aites but now i've shifted to.. Goyang Gang. But the slogan is almost the same yo.. We all turn DARK (since the word BLACK is too harsh >.<) when the light goes off. :)

Something fancy for an introduction aites. Alright, life's been pretty much the same these days. Going online, viewing lala chicks' profys in Friendster, blog surfing n' etc. It gets too boring at times. I tried blogging in Malay yo but I failed miserably. It came to a point where I felt disgusted with myself. First time hearing that isn't it? Since I'm so full of myself EVERYTIME!!Sowie Ana jiejie Sa Tzu cos' didn't blog in Malay yo. ==


The title above is definitely NOT about me. Cos' I already have one. Muahahahahahahahah!! == Okay, I lied. Boo! Maybe it's just a lil' bit about me. I went to see this skin specialist by the name of Ruben Nathan @ Wisma Perintis to have my face "examined" which I thought they were.. scars. Phew. To be absolutely fortunate, they weren't exactly scar but NGAM CHONG! Woohoo. But you'll be frightened to see the amount of capsules that I have to take per day in order to make myself look half as good as Raymond Lam Fung. Believe it or not. :)

A month's dosage people. And the cream and lotion. I'm so going to be Lam Fung. Woohoo! :)


In a month's time or something, I will be HIM! Ignore those huge biceps people!!

Raymond Lam Fung aka JWing. Ignore the white tee shirt guy, PORK CHOP! ==

Ah, I just want a clean face & that's it. Not like I'm really going to be Lam Fung or something. Just a joke people. I know I look so much better than him. WTF WTF WTF!!! Haha. I'm back to myself. Die LOR!! :) Okay, to be quite honest with you people, I feel shy & unconfident when someone's talking to me. Especially girls. I tend to look away or at least cover my ugly fugly face. Yeahp, it is that bad. What's worse is that I have lots of lengzai friends. For instance.. Henry n' etc. You made me angry just now. Blek. =p

Alright, it's getting late. I need to sleep earlier, according to the doctor. So see you around. And miss me smelly people!! :) Ee yerrrrrrrrr.... ==

Oh ya, Paris has got GREEN EYES! Isn't that cool? Alright, we bought her contacts actually. Wtf!? ==

Written by your one & only..

Peace YO!

-JW-

Hot Stuff.

Hey readers. Guess what? WHAT!? I've viewed Joey's blog and kind of like an entry where she posted an essay which happens to be her holiday homework and of course is written by her own imagination.. creativity.. desire.. Desire sounds a lil' bit wrong here. :)

And here you go.. JiaWing's HOT STUFF! Zz. Don't fall asleep. This story is true. It happened to someone that you people do not know but somehow I'm related to that person. Mysterious? I hate myself for creating this sort of suspense in you people but uhm, i'm a writer.. A famous one, lengzai too. He he. When is Hot Stuff ever going to start? :)

On the 4th of March, the Interschool Athletics Competition was held at the famous Bukit Jalil Stadium, Kuala Lumpur. Many schools all over Kuala Lumpur and Selangor have registered themselves to participate in this annual event. This was where Wayne met the most beautiful girl that he thought, could be the right girl for him. He could not get his eyes off her and he was already having fantasies of being together with her and of course, doing things which most couples do together.

*Pufttt* The sound of a gunshot woke Wayne up from his fantasies and to his sight, runners were participating in the 100m race. He totally forgot about the girl he liked so much as the runners were head to toe as they were battling out to be the fastest runner in the Interschool level as they were soon approaching the finishing line. As expected, the record holder which happens to be in the same school with Wayne who goes by the name of Wilson, have just won the competition and managed to break the Interschool 100m race's record once again. Wayne couldn't felt any happier for Wilson as he is his best friend ever since Primary 1. 0014, 0024, 0035, 0045.. please register yourself for the High Jump competition which is not long from time. These numbers were called upon by one of the organisers. Wayne immediately stood up and get himself prepared for the competition. He put on his shoes and walked down the stairs; towards the registration centre.

After registering himself, he moved towards the high jump area and quickly warmed himself up. He knew that he wouldn't even stand a chance of winning the competition as this was his first year joining the event. He frightened a little when his opponents stared at him in the eyes & he quickly looked else where to avoid showing his fear in front of his competitors. About 5 minutes before competition, Wayne did his prayers.. geared up for the competition. As he was thinking about various techniques to jump over the levelled bar that his teacher has taught him for the past weeks, he once again, fantasized about the girl he met earlier on. He was about to kiss her on her cheeks.. the sound of a whistle being blown was heard. That immediately brought Wayne back to reality. "Damn, why did he blow the whistle at this time? I was about to kiss her, touch her or even more, Wayne whispered to himself."

"0014, what did you say again? Touch who!?.. one of the organisers asked." Nothing, replied Wayne. It will be your first attempt 0014 at the height of 140cm, said by the organiser. Without further delay, Wayne hopped a little just to calm himself down and began running towards the levelled bar. As expected, he managed to jump over easily without much sweat. His previous record for this event was at the height of 150cm. It would be embarassing if he failed to pass.

About half an hour later, it was all down to Wayne and his competitor who goes by name of William. William was the previous winner and he was the current record holder (160cm). That didn't fear Wayne as he was getting all ready for his final attempt at the height of 160cm. Do the maths and it's 10cm higher than Wayne's previous record. Go green guy!! A sweet voice was heard by Wayne himself. He couldn't bother much as this will be his final attempt. He hopped a little and began his steps. I can do this, he whispered. *Prrankt* The sound of a fallen pole could be heard. Wayne failed to jump over but he didn't feel sad at all as he knew that it was his level best. He gave his heart out and settled as the first runner up for the competition.

As Wayne was own his way back to the bench, he met Wilson. Wilson gave him a pat on his shoulders. "You did a great job & it's only your first year baby," Wilson said. Thanks, replied Wayne. "Seriously man & I thought you were here for the chicks only," joked Wilson. And the word 'chicks' reminded Wayne about the girl he liked. He knew that he wouldn't have the guts to ask the girl out or something. He is a shy person and that is a well known fact in his school. With hopes of bumping into the girl again, he began praying to God so that he could see the girl & give him the opportunity to talk to her. Wayne immediately slapped himself as he couldn't believe that his prayers actually worked. He saw the girl & her friends. What surprised Wayne was that they were actually walking towards him. And the girl he liked so badly gave him a sweet smile. Wayne couldn't stand still and he felt as if he was floating on air. Contemplating whether or not to at least greet the girl he liked, the girl & her friends said.. Great job green guy! And they immediately walked back to where they were seated.

"What the hell!? Why didn't I say anything? Why wasn't I smiling at them? Was I too cocky? Why didn't I take the opportunity to ask her name or at least.. greet her. Why why why!?" All sorts of questions were asked by Wayne himself. He could have done much better rather than just standing still and smiling so disgustingly towards the girl he wanted so badly. He calmed himself down for a moment. "Yeah baby!," Wayne shouted happily. Almost everyone looked at him and gave him a weird stare as though he was some sort of a moron. He remembered that one of the girls' clothing and it says, SMK ***. He couldn't stop smiling as SMK *** is just opposite his school. He would have the opportunity to stalk her or even ask his friends in that school about her. Oh man, I just want to know more about you sweetie, he whispered. After a long and tiring day, the event ended with a closing ceremony.

As a matter of fact, Wayne thinks it's pretty cool to have a girlfriend at the age of 14. But things weren't as easy as he thought it would be. Well, that was just the beginning of another love fairytale.

-to be continued-

4 days 3 nights.

Hello readers. Sorry for the lack of updates huh. I have been overnighting at Henry's and Chan's for the past.. four days, I suppose. This is going to be a lengthy entry without any pictures. Didn't take any pictures. As ya'll know, we are macho dudes you see. We don't camwhore, we do videos. :)

Tuesday.

Alright, on this particular day, we went to have a ball game at BJ. Don't think negatively people, it's Bukit Jalil. I'm really sorry if you do not know what's the negativity all about. Guys' side consisted of Edwin, Duck, Henry, Nyny, Woo and I. Hot chicks' side includes Aileen & Ana. :) It was really fun and as usual, Duck changed into a cheerleader.. Woo went emotional too many chicks too handle at once.. Henry being uhm.. touchy maybe? Bak's bored and wanted pool as much as I wanted to.. Didn't really played well.. lack of training perhaps. Nidta train hard for my NBA regular season 08/09. == After an hour or two of basketballing, we have decided to pool and yeahp, the so called Magic Henry caused his team to lose to my team.. AGAIN. Noob noob de. That is pretty much about it.

Wednesday

Wokay, we woke up kinda late as all of us stayed up to play ps2 and damn, Henry got kicked in the ass but damn potong, Woo slept earliest, followed by Bak. Henry & I were too into the game and we slept way after em'. Anyway, there isn't anything special to blog about for this day. We just went to CC and CC and CC. What else can we do right? Since all of us do not have dates except for the almighty Woo. LoL! :) We went to Chan's for the night since Woo moved there which I do not know why. Maybe we were too noisy and he can't peace at Henry's with us. Anyway, it was all fun at Chan's playing the ps2 and DOTA the whole night. Bak's real joker. Henry too. Can't believe am saying this but.. I kinda miss Bak & Henry now. 12629!! Wtf. :)

Thursday

Uhm, Woo didn't stay with us. He had something to do with scouts. Poor thing. Anyway, it didn't fail us to have some fun. As usual, ps2 and DOTA. Arghs, I just can't believe time moved so fast and friday came by so fast. I miss em'. Muahs. Wtf. I think the gay hormones in me have increased vigorously after staying at Henry's. Shy shy orhx. :)

Friday

This was the best day for me even without the presence of Weituck cutie & Wilson Woo. LoL! Bak, Henry & I decided to play badminton since we didn't manage to play for the last two days. We went to the court and it was fully booked all the time. But not on this wonderful day.. he he! I couldn't believe that Bak actually lost to Henry in badminton although he managed to force a rubber set. Anyway, we all had fun don't we? What made things fun was actually the rain. We wanted to go to this CC nearby Henry's house but uhm, it was raining heavily.. we tried stopping taxis but to no avail. We started running up the hill and chit chatted at this mamak (there were three hot girls there and we even tried to impersonate as their friends just to get a ride to CC.. Hehlo, I'm David. == that was initially our plan but chickened out in the end) LoL! I'm lazy to blog anymore. I bet you have stopped reading on Tuesday's summary I suppose. :):)

To square things off, Henry don't terasa okay.. All of us had fun and of course, the bond between us have become much stronger. We just miss one another and Monday, we will meet again for Madagascar babe. So try not to miss one another so much aites. This blog is becoming really really gay. I've gotta stop it before it's too late. :) Anyway, will be attending this basketball competition opening ceremony tomorrow. Hope to see hot chicks with bikini I mean, with jerseys okayyyy! So catch you people soon. Nights. Wet dreams. == And to Christine & Ana & Fiona, I WILL DO THE TAG! No worries muahs. Zzzzzz! =)

-JW-

Tagged; famous & fabulous ME!

I was tagged by four friends actually. Oh wells, I've made a promise to do the tag and so, here you go. If i'm not mistaken, this will be the first time am replying tags. Unbelievable? Believe it. LoL! If it wasn't for the hottest babes in town Ana Aileen & Joey. :) Chill aites, Brandon too, is hot. Muahs. Miss me babe? XD I know you do.

Since I don't really know who tagged me last, I'll just skip everything about it and proceed to the next one. Fair enough? I can't believe I am actually cocking so much. After all, it's just a tag babe. I'm beginning to use the word "babe" more often these days. It may sound weird for a guy to use it but at least am not saying "be be" aites. That would probably give you people a nightmare which is worse than Henry giving you a full lipped kiss on your lips. Nah, I don't think so. :)

The ten bloggers that I'm tagging :

1) Aileen 2) Anastasia 3) Brandon 4) Deloris 5) Woo

6) Edwin 7) Henry 8) Kelvin 9) Schanny 10) Christine Choo

#1. Who is #2 having a relationship with?

...> Oh wells, Bon Jovi is her everything! Wait a minute, am important too. :)

#2. Is #3 a male or a female?

...> Uhm, am not too sure about it. I'll check on it, very soon. :)

#3. If #7 and #10 got together, would that be a good thing?

...> It would be a bad thing. Seriously. LoL! It won't happen cos' they don't know one another.

#4. How about #5 and #8?

...> I bet Kelvin will suffer alot in many ways. Woo will DOMINATE in every way even on the bed! Haha. Am so DEAD! Sorry Woo, joking only. Will that save me? Gulps.

#5. What is #1 studying about?

...> She's probably studying about.. -to be continued- hoho! XD

#6. When was the last time you had a chat with them?

...> This question is just so lame. They are my friends yo. A few weeks back, longer I think. ==

#7. Is #4 single?

...> I don't think so. She has this boyfriend acting in Twilight, or was it High School Musical 3?

#8. Say something about #2.

...> Whoa, what a coincedence BABE! It's time for my revenge yoyo! She too, has beriberi. Try pulling and it's damn HAIRY! Which part? You know it. And and, she is a lesbian! Seriously. She thinks lesbians are sexy and she wants a partner too. She likes uhm, Fantasia Barrino.

#9. What do you think about #3 and #6 being together?

...> I think Brandon wants it but Edwin is kind of sad these days. Like OMG, the girl he likes has a boyfriend already. Poor dude. We still love you. Miss Elizabeth does. Hoho!

#10. Describe #9.

...> Schanny Tan Cinn Soon is his name. He is hot, ladies. I'm sorry but to say that he's into guys recently and he has a boyfriend already. And that's me So back OFF! I mean it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ==

#11. What will you do if #6 and #7 fights?

...> I won't stop them cos' I think Henry will just hump on Edwin since he's really SMALL! LoL! That would be quite a show. Include Kelvin innit, that would just make my day. XD

The end of tag. I've watched James Bond:Quantum of Solace already. Ask me about it and people, POOL is our new obsession. See you around, SUCKERS! Goodluck, SPM-ers. :D

-JW-

Be be.

Hello readers. Title sounds gay right. Hoho! It has nothing to do with this entry.. just for the fun of it. What's up baby? I'm really really bored. Cheer me up can!? Do some strip show pleaseeee. That would probably make my day. Guys preferably. I'm gay, whatever you say. LoL! :) Oh my gawd, I'm actually on a mission to get this girl's number in three days time. Any tips people!? I just suck at courting girls. Hard to believe eyh!? :)

Anyway, I still can't believe that PMR is over and we're going to be in Form4 next year. That would probably make me superbly oldddd. Okay, don't think too much boy. Calm down and enjoy the current life you're having. Shake shake.. shake shake owh shake it. Shake what? Don't want tell you. =p

Owh people, I still can't believe that I have indeed.. survived without having a handphone for months. Believe it or not, I think I do not want a new handphone anymore if I succeed in achieving 7As, I would want a girlfriend instead. That would be COOL. Ya think so? Vanessa H, how much do you cost? Owh, come on.. give me a price wlll you? What!? Free!? :)

... Anyway, I wouldn't want to end this meaningless entry without posting up pictures. So here you go, JiaWing goes for the reboundd! It IS me okay. This picha was actually taken last year that's the reason why I looked as if I was roasted badly. That's hot baby. :)

Aiyoyoyo. Smelling my armpit ah boiboi? Sorry lur. Heong nge heong? Keke. Wtf. ==

JW..

Just for you.

Readers, this isn't for ya'll to read. It's for someone special. And guess who's that!? Josephine Chong. LoL! I know it's kind of too late. I'm so so sorry cos' after PMR, I don't really check the dates and stuffs but I know your birthday's on 31st. Anyway, just want to wish you a happy belated birthday.. since I have failed to be the earliest, the latest can!!?? :)



I still remember how you posted an entry on my birthdayyy. And also, a handsome photo of me in your blog. So i'mma keep this a tradition and post your beautiful picha too. So, if anyone out there who ages 17 and above, looking for a short haired hottie, try dating our one and onlyyyyyyyy.. Josephine Chong Shu Yie!? Correct boh!? Now I know why she kept coming to muh blog yesterday. Sorry sistah! :) There you gooooooo. Hottest short haired babe in town!! :D
























Isn't she beautiful? Omg, what's up with blood coming out from my nose!? Fainted already.

-JW-