Oh My iGod!?

Hey readers. Since I do not know what to write about these days, I will post a conversation of mine with the almighty iGod. :) It sounds pretty lame huh!? It's actually introduced by this cutie friend of mine, Bakky. He told me about it & I trieddd. So here's how it went.. God, you know, of course jagaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa language. Correction people, jaga what lahhhh. I'm SEMEMANGNYA, TIDAK BOLEH DINAFIKAN kacak lagi bergaya SOPAN DAN SUCI! :) I know you might agree on the smaller font.. hohohohohohohohoho.. christmas coming mahhhh. ==

Me: bam bam bi dam bam bam de da dam. ( I was practically singing Disturbia )

iGod:We have never talked about it before. ( That day we sang @ Redbox, lupa kah? )

Me: you are my superwoman.. woooooyeahh.. ( Gay song, I know. I'm gay.. So!? )

iGod:We are as one. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. ( God!!?? )

Me: you didnt reply what ive asked or said or even sang? zz ( kurang ajar dohhh. mintakkk maaffffffff.. )

iGod:What makes you think I did not reply what you have asked or said or even sang? Tell me about your likes and dislikes? ( slightly frightened.. then orhxxxx.. kurang ajar again.. :D )

Me: give me a reason or two on why do i have to tell you my likings and dislikes?

iGod:You want only one?

Me: yes maybe

iGod:They might be cheaper in quantity. I understand.

Me: what?

Me: ==

iGod:They might be cheaper in quantity. I understand.

Me: ==

iGod:They might be cheaper in quantity. I understand.

Me: understand this symbol ==?

... try it out people. Type igod in Yahoo search, choose the first option given. Just chat, try whaetever you want and tell me your results. But don't say my name (Handsim) please. :)

God didn't reply me anymore. That's sad. Come on, you gotta learn symbols. In MSN, it means sweat. LoL! Or was it system error? Anyway, I guess it's kind of boring aitesss. No more lame posts from me, I swear. I'm going to be serious like shit. That is my true personality okayyy. Kind, wonderful, quiet, serious and so many GOOD ones that you can think of. LoL! Perasan is not in me.. serious shit. I swear, I swear.. Not this time. Hohohohohohohoho! Christmas lor, bear with me. Zzzzzzzzzzz. Haven't sleep also. Continue reading la. Wtf. ==

Guess what Bakky wrote to him? He kind of wrote all the bad words and to his surprise, the God kind of replied to his bad words. Pretty scary but not anymore since I've managed to test the programme. LoL! Writing lyrics.. Disturbia.. sure ROSAK one. Rihanna so hot.. God also can't resist horrr. Nah, I too kurang ajar rightt. Chill, I disrespect IGod but I loveeeeeee the real God which won't even talk to me at all. How you know JEK!? Wtfffff. Hahahahah. ( Shirley wannabe!? ) XD

Alright alright, I think I've talked too much but uhm.. the pictures below are taken during Dinner Nite 08. And uhm, I can't really find the video of my dance performance. Perhaps it's not even recorded. Not like it's too messy and sucky I think we're too hot to handle.. So the recorder or photographer must have fainted while we were dancing shaking asses and everything. Chill out peopleee. :)

I'm lazy to do the captions. Do it here, maybe? First picture, with Natasha. Sweet girl. Vomits blood. LoL! Second one, Faiz & I. He's a hot malay so if you're interested in him, please call 0169052098.. I swear to God that's someone's hot's number. Serious lor. == Third one, all of us with NEC chairman anddd the last picture clearly tells everyone that Janjean is the best ass shakerrr. Like.. daaaaa!!!??? :) Anyway, have you seen stick humans dancing? There you goooo...

-JW-

A story to tell.

Hehlo everyone. Sorry for being MIA missing in action these days. I know, I know. Exam's over and yet, there isn't any update about your dearest SuperWing. I apologise for that.. aww.. isn't that sweet? Muahs. Wtf!? :)



Anyway, here's an update that you people have demanded for. Okay, maybe demand isn't the RIGHT word but hey, I know you people miss me A LOTTT. And I miss you people too. Muahs muahs. Love ya'll. 12629, read it in the horniest way people. Ooh la la, being SO HIGHHH! :)



Alright, a story to tell is my title, isn't it? I've actually wanted to post this way back then.. but uhm, I WASSS a PMR candidate so yeah, gotta stay focus. Anyhow, this is going to be extremely lame and quite a pointless entry but still.. it's about me. I know you people LOVE wo de. Wtf!?



Being enormously cool and yao yeng, wtf wtf.. I was SERIOUSLY kap-ed by girls. LoL! Unbelievably unbelievable, isn't it? I think it's because of the uniform that I was wearing. Looking hot innit. Like, who doesn't? Wait till I have my blazers and you'll think that I'm probably a pilot or a hot looking lawyer who has a really really hot secretary, who knows.. :)



It would be really potong steam if I say my story has ended already. Alright, enough of being lame and trying real hard to pull out lame jokes or maybe it's just me being like that. Okay.. let's see.. I'll be having a basketball tournament very SOON and people, please call me out. I'm dead bored here. Facing four walls, my dog, and without love. That's sad. Unlike Ana who has Jovy.. Aileen who has Neelia and Brandon who loves Peiyin.



I'm all outta love, I'm so lost without you.. Wtf!?



I'm all about Dota these days. And damn, it's addictive, very much. Oh man, thrashed J in interclass basketball today.. with A SUPER THE VERY BIG MARGIN of 6 points. A lot leh, don't play play. Oh yeah, about Jo's tag, I'm too lazy to write down the url and stuffs but here are the bloggies that I often visit.. throughout this year, maybe.



Wait a minute, do I look like a person who blog stalks? Nah, I prefer prawn videos. Those that have ah ah ah one. hahahaha! Chill people, I'm NOT getting hornier.. it's just after exam where everyone goes crazy horny too




















This were all the dancers for the NITE. I know, I looked as if I'm afraid of her. People have boyfriend, must jaga. Don't you think she looks like Shirley? LoL! She does aite. XD























Why do people keep telling me that I look gay in this picha? I thought I was hot. Seriously. Wtf is wrong with me ppl!? LoL! XDXD


JW. :)

Destined.

-3rd of October 2008-

Dearest readers, here's a short clarrification that I would like to make; this will be the last entry from your cutest baby boy, JWing.

-_____-

Feeling slight disgusted, aren't you?

Ignore the date on the bottom right. We were way more innocent by then. By looking at the picture itself, I have a lot to say but sadly, this isn't going to be a lengthy post as I don't want to turn this entry into an emotional piece of essay, maybe?

I've been very lucky I would say. I have been pretty successful in achieving goals that I've set for myself. And the next obstacle which I'm about to face, isn't that easy and that is PMR. Sad enough to say that I'm actually a type of person who hates to lose and very competitive.

I don't know what will I become if I do not achieve the results that I want. This entry is becoming slightly emotional which is something that you don't really see in your cutest baby boy. Alright, I do not want you readers to feel sad and moan for me but I know you people will.

To put an end to this, let me sincerely wish all of you people the best of luck in your examination and please pray for me if you're a real friend, ho ho. :)

The End.