Your body is a wonderland.

SawadeeKRAP ppl!

Ana taught me this. So Steph, blame it all on her if it's wrong. :)

Proof proof.. Ana's comment to me through friendster,

ahahahh!!XDits SAWADEEKRAP! with the "R" for guys la...LOLdont under estimate ppl like me..XPhahahah!hmm..guy i like?? forgotten who d wo..how?? YIKES~! i dont even remember who i like! im loosing all the memory!! gahhhhh!!XD

Btw, the title above is definitely not referring to Ana. Haha. God knows why.

>.<

Just joking lah, Ana. :) Anyway, it is actually referring to a girl I met before Badgework Nite. I was assigned to lead two Form1 boy scouts to a mamak nearby my school. When we were on our way..

I met this beautiful malay girl with a body like pamela anderson and speaks fluent english, approached me (damn close until like wanna kiss only. =.=') and asked for directions to Menara KL. Lenglui lah, sure help one. Make sense or not? =D

So, I quickly ushered the boy scouts to the mamak and ran my way back to the bus stop. As we were on our back to the scout den.. I wasn't sure of the directions, I only know the shortest way to Menara KL, which is by using the Bukit Nanas forest. And I didn't expect them to use that way because it's kinda dangerous and I bet they won't trust me cos' you know.. my saliva was dripping as I walked back to scout den. Heee!

While on our way back to the scout den, we actually flirted with one another. She started it first k? LoL! Then, she asked me for my AGE! 15, I answered. Deng man, I should have lied to her. She's in Form5 and studying in SBU. I wish to go there, NOW and ALWAYS. I hear it in my deep hearts core. Ho ho.

Btw, she looks something like this..

I'm willing to marry you, jiawing. I promise to cook many many rendang ayam for youuuuuuu. muacks muacks.

Oh btw, the girl I met looks like Maya Karin, ciplak version lahhh. She looks ABIT like Aileen also, sikit je. :D:D

Try to imagine our sons/daughters' names.

Muhd Wingy bin Karin for son,

Muhd Maya bin Wingy for daughter. =.='

JiaWing.

I'm gonna marry you. Wait for me. :S

Call me Zac.

Yoyo everyone! My keling friends love to greet each other like this..

When one keling meets his black friend,

Nigga nigga what up? And they'll do some hand shakes and some shit thingy. C'mon, they are indians but claim themselves as niggas! Wtf? It's something like.. uhm, zac efron more handsome than jiawing weii. So not true right? =.='

Guess what? It's a friday! I'm so free, just like a bird ever since I quitted scouts. Well, I'm not officially done with scouts, but I am going to hand in my quitting letter on Monday. I'm not really sure with my decision but.. ahhhh, forget about it!

I actually wanted to post the pics of me during my scouting period. Too bad lah, I look real bad in those photos. I'll definitely miss my life being a scout but at the same time, I'm excited to join the taekwondo club. The girls there are hot, I just can't stop mentioning about the girls in the taekwondo club. :)

It's so boring reading my blog aiks? Can't help, I have nothing to blog about other than my life in school. Oh yeah, curse MBS man! They invited us for a friendly game right? And then at the very last minute, they say it's cancelled cos' their key player is not in KL. Who gives a damn when Steve Nash (Kelvin), Vince Carter (Julian) and Lebron James (ME!) are playing for St. John's. Haha, ultra sweat.

Btw, our first game for zon keramat will be against Smk Titiwangsa, Tuesday. Then, we'll be facing Wangsa Maju Section 5, Thursday. Haha! Suck balls la these schools! I hope all of the players there will be 150 cm tall/short. Hehe.

Ok, I know you guys will stop reading my blog unless I start writing about my love life. Ngeh ngeh ngehhhh! I don't know what's wrong with me mannn. I seem to fall for two girls at once, weird right? Sometimes, I even imagine myself with the girl I like kissing under the tree, then eat roti canai and drink syrup.. No no no, just kidding.

I'm not a playboi because I don't deserve to be called a playboi. Maybe it's just guys. Right? A friend of mine, prefers to be anonymous, he has a girlfriend but he tells me that.. he has feeling for this girl, and then that girl with bunny teeth (teringat akan Aileen), the one who is damn freaking hairy.. (not me kay?) and so much more.

So a question to GUYS/BOYS,

Do you feel the same and being troubled by this problemmm?

Oh btw, the two girls that I like are.. Vanessa Hudgens (SaSa) and also Gillian Chung (new one!!) =p

Scandal scandal, I just love reading it! You know what I mean ppl. The name up there, you know, I know.. Oh, something ridiculous happened. Once upon a time, there lived a handsome dude named..

L*M

J*A

W**G

Don't have to guess, it's me. Swts. Okay, I think this incident happened last month in Kasturi. All kasturians will be given a card and we are required to pass our cards on the second period. So, I was collecting the cards for my row lah. Then, I came across this guy/girl and I was like, asking her for his/her card lah. I didn't know it's a SHE/HER, so I said this to my friend;

Wei, ask that guy to pass up the card..

And guess what? My friend told me it's a SHE! za dao za dao. If it's a SHE right, sure got something which are obvious and comes in pairs right? Sure can differentiate right? Okay, I'm not being hamsap lahhh but what makes matter worse is her hairstyle.. More stylo than me wei.. I'm going to have my haircut very the soon, maybe tomorrow.

P/S: If you see someone as good looking as zac but with a short hair, don't be afraid to approach him because it's me. Ultra sweats mannnn.

One more thing.. My birthday is coming very soon, 10th of Marchhhh! I'm not shy at all to ask presents from you guys on that day itself. if not, I don't want friend you lehx. :S:S I actually want a WATCH, so pandai2 la. Maybe pencil box. Hahaha! I'm so demanding and HONEST also. :)

JiaWing,
going to be lamer as each day goes by.
Ah huh.. :D

A short update.

Hey readers. I've promised to blog about the continuation of bedevilled by evil twin, right? I'm sorry but to say, next time la k? I'm not breaking promises lah, just postponing them. =.=' Anyway, I'm keeping this entry real short cos I don't have much time.

Oh, I want to announce something. I actually made it into the prefectorial board, trust me, it's not easy. Probationary period always suck but what can I do? I have to sleep damn freaking early these days and waking up earlier than usual. :(

Life's full of challenges aiks? Therefore, am quitting scouts to join taekwondo. That's pretty much of a challenge right? =) I actually keberatan to leave scouts but too bad, I can't stay active for this year because of freaking PMR. Damn it! Being me is not easy. I'm just too active, I think. But now, am joining taekwondo which enables me to see hot chicks punching the air, karate chopping, cute sound effects and so much more. You know what I mean, boys? :P

I sudah karat already. Stopped taekwondo since Standard 6. And it was ITF, the one I'm going to learn in school is WTF. It's not what the fu.. kay? It's world taekwondo federation! I know I'm lame, but if I'm not lame, you won't be here reading my stuffs also right.. Makes sense ah? :S

Basketball tourney is drawing nearer on the 26th, Tuesday. I'm so friggin nervous wei. Emo mood activated btw. Oh yeah, we are going to have a friendly game against MBSSKL this Saturday. Wish MBSSKL luck la k? Pray more for them so that they don't get thrashed by us, Johannians. Mwahahahaha.

JiaWing,
sucking balls,
nah.. =D

Bedevilled by evil twin sister

Sawadeekaaaa people! :)


Alright alright, I promise to relate this entry with the title k? I know I went off topic most of the time, but not this entry. Ngeh3.


Sooo.. Last Sunday, I was too bored at home, you know.. CNY mood, before sitting for exam again on the 18th Feb, Basically, I'll go on9 on weekends to check my mails and to chat with my girlfriends.Gosh, they are so FAN lah! Always asking me out, I'm sorry lah, my schedule fully booked by SaSa already. Ho ho! Unfortunately, my sis was using the laptop so I can't do much but to let her continue with her on9 session. I know, you must be jealous of her to have me as a per-fec-to bro. :)


Since she was using the laptop and stuffs, I've decided to watch tv + eat yee mee (very obvious I'm STEPPING you, Aileen) so I'll cut it short and yeah, I grabbed the newspapers and read my favourite section..


Heart & Soul


A lil introduction, this section is for those sesated jalan ppl to write about their pro-be-lems and to seek for advices. This Thelma fellow, don't know keling, apek or mamak, will give them advices but I don't think her advices are good enough. Sekadar OK je.


So, there was this dude, by the name of J, sent in his pro-be-lems and seek for Thelma's helppp. Okay, I'll just rewrite what's written in the letter here.. I don't wanna summarize it cos if I do so, the story will be changed dramatically and more chunted. You know me, ada bakat jadi scriptwriter macam William GoyangLembing. =.='


He says..


I'm a 16 year-old boy. I like reading your column because I think it is really helpful. I am writing to you because I am having a serious problem that has been plaguing me for a long time.


The main cause of my problem is my fraternal twin sister. We shared the same room until we turned 12. (Jw says ooh lala.. XD) After that, I decided to sleep in another room because I wanted my privacy. (Jw thinks he's dumb. Know why? Continue reading!!)


Even though we had separated rooms, she ocassionally sneaked into my room at night to sleep with me on my bed. (Jw says, it's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes!!) I told her we were not supposed to be sleeping together, but she said she just wanted to be near me. (a song by Britney Spears, I Want A Piece Of You!)


Expand your eyes big big ah, this one can be considered climax. Ho ho. :)


SHE ALSO TOUCHES MY PRIVATE PART IN BED. THIS HAPPENS ALL THE TIME AND I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. I HAVE TOLD HER OFF AND EVEN BEGGED HER TO STOP IT BUT SHE'LL RESPOND BY TELLING ME THAT I CAN TOUCH HER, TOO.


I've got a feeling that this boi is hamsap but have to act SUCI abit.


Furthermore, when I tell my parents about it, they tell me that she is my sister and it is okay for both of us to sleep together. (Jw shouts, OMFG, if I have a sister as hot as Ashley Tisdale or Avril Lavigne, means I can sleep with her?) They don't believe me when I tell them that she touches my private parts. (Jw says, parts? Oi abang oi, u ada berapa lah? =.=') I know, I have strange parents and they always side with sister. (Jw says, me also me also)


But the incident that really scared and disgusted me happened last month, when my parents were abroad.


I was showering in the bathroom...


TO BE CONTINUEDDDDDDDDDD! Haha. :)


FYI, I would like to clear things up k? I am writing this story because I find it interesting. Haha! I know I sound kinda fake.. Alright, I'm actually SUCI k? I write this just for fun and hoping you readers have fun reading it also. To my sister Wei, I know you might be thinking that.. This bro of mine changes alot, I don't. I'm still the same old innocent me.. :)

















See my face also know lah. Diu! Haha, terikut dengan style Wei. LoL! :D

Anyway, I will only write the exciting ending of the story if you guys give me positive comments. If not, sorry lah, go buy the newspapers yourself lah. Heeee. I'm so mean!

So long suckas,

Jiawing,
Loving C more,
Hoping to have a twin sis. =)
Oh btw, banyak red color cos chinese new year mah. Banyak Ong de. :P

-PEACE-

She bangs, she bangs.

Hello to my fanatic readers. LoL! I'm always perasan right? Nvm lah, as long as I have SaSa with me through good and bad times. Swts! Anyway, happy holiday to everyone of ya'll! It's CNY mannn, i can't wait to receive loads of angpaus. I only accept red ones, purple ones are most welcomed. =.=' I wanna buy a pair of shoes for myself, and also pink coloured shirts!! inspired by Woo. :P

Okayyy, I bet everyone's been busy going out to shopping malls, buying shirts, shorts, pants, suspenders, boxers, bras, bikinis or etc. This year's a lil different for me. While you guys are celebrating CNY, i'll be visiting my chick in USA. Am freaking serioussss!

I miss you, Vanessa aka SaSa. :)

She goes all emo when she misses me.

Alright alright, I know I'm being superbly lame here. What I can say is.. she's really hot just like my sister. Ho ho!

Ya'll can see for yourself right? That the guy, is kinda cute and got the package to become the next Malaysia's Very First *Beauty* Pageant. Ho ho.. :S Actually I wanted to post all of the pics I took with my sister during my Ah Suk's wedding. But there are too many of them, and some I don't look good. Btw, if you're still blur or wanna sign that guy to become a model of your agency, it's actually ME. Lame man, I can't take it anymore!!

Alrightyyy, I'm done with the lame thingy. If you're still reading, I can conclude that you're kinda lame as well. LoL! Anyway, I went to the scout den for troop meeting today. Gosh, freaking tired weiii. The Form1s suck balls lah, especially their voices. Like Henry's voice like that. Another word, so high's voice. :)

Well, it was the last time being a PL and playing in troop meetings. I don't have to do those things anymore! So much for my happy ending. Ho ho! Oh, forgot to tell you guys something about my exam. I don't know why but I just wanna announce that I achieved 2As, 3bs, 2Cs for the first month exam! Chun right? Imagine PMR also like that, damn shiok wei. =.='

That's why.. lepak more lah, lepak more lah. LoL!

Angin yang kencang meniup rambutku yang disapu gel Gatsby.. surat-surat peminatku terbang tiba-tiba sahaja.. macam seorang hero akan dilahirkan.. Lagu Superman didendangkannn..

And that hero is.. is.. MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Supermannnnnn!

wtf wtf wtf wtf.. Anyway, I really have this feeling of losing in my upcoming basketball tournament! I really want the title badly, I don't know man. It has been bothering me since last two years, when I started playing basketball. Imagine, you participated in something you really really like but didn't even advance to semi finals or finals. Sucks right? I hope the newly formed team will be good enough to win the title of Johan Bola Keranjang Und15 Zon Keramattt!! If I win hor, I cut any part you want me to cut. Ho ho, bringing Saiiii-Mon into my blog.

Alright, wish me luck ppl. This is a long post aiks? Time flies. :D

Oh ya, forgot to tell you guys. I actually like someone now, she's not SaSa k?

Hint : Form1 girl. Kelvin knows her VERY WELL! haha! Starts with the alphabet J..

Happy CNY everyoneeee! Gong Xi Fa Cai, don't forget to Hong Pau Na Lai! If you don't understand, it's angpau mari mari. :)

Signing out,

Jw loves C.