I'm feeling old, really.

Sorry for not updating people. Don't you worry, I still love blogging. I've been trying really hard to edit my blog.. as in, to change the background and stuffs so that it looks cool, just like the owner. Well, it was really hard cos' I'm too cool. Anyway, I'll just stick to all black. :)


I hate the fact that I'm actually feeling old. I tend to miss what I've been through all these years. I wanna cry, I miss the old times. As in, when I was younger & whiter, girls would just.. fall for me. Enough said. Anyway, this was really random. I logged in to my Friendster.

• Checked my inbox. Emo shits! I really miss those days. Two words, puppy love. :(
• Lots of weirdos added me. What's even worse, they looked crappy with too much of silicons.
• Lots of lalas using Friendster. But they looked quite cute. Kawaii nehx! ==
  
• Muna was a lala, I didn't know. Funny thing was, she made a cat pose in one of her photos, don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight. ;S
• I had a SOHAI picture in my profile. Just one, we know it just don't happen. :)
  

Time flies, really. I still remember how adorable I looked when I was younger.. not to say that I'm not cute right now, just more to the grown up cool Jacob Black look. A year passes just like that.. and bammm, I'll be sitting for SPM next year. Old or not, you tell me? ;S


I'm going to party like shit lo, after exam. I can't wait any longer.. I wanna go clubbing, I wanna try new things, I wanna go to her house at Mines n' etc. Lol! Exam's coming up, in two weeks time. Everyone's saying, Jia Wing sure pro lo.. everyday study.. well, only one person could clear things up for me, the chubby girl. Ask her & you'll know if I studied or the other way round. :)



I wouldn't wanna fail this exam! I'm going to start praying real soon. It works pretty well. My PMR results, damn chunted cos' I kept praying. :) Alright, I'll be sleeping real soon. Don't think I'll manage to sleep.. like I said, the cat pose was really creepy. Worse than Drag Me to Hell! ;S

This was the SOHAI picture I meant. I know you think I'm cute, don't compliment too much. *Blushes.

Two years ago.. I had this weird rash everywhere. I applied cream.. at the most APPROPRIATE PLACE, and it was burning, flaming. *my face damn classical lo.

She made me camwhored. I'm using you as an excuse okay! Sis, please don't kill me for taking this pic! *It's her room & her teddy. ;S

Felt like taking picture in toi toi. I know I look like Zac, enough.

I'm still me. Lim Jia Wing. The annoying & perasanted blogger. :) Past or present, I am always true to myself. Fakers, I hate you! Random confession, good luck in your exam peeps! Let's party; the whole December.


JWing5.

I'm so Bella Swan.

Good morning people. It's 5.30am in the morning.. I am so Bella Swan recently. I just can't seem to sleep well.. I am not sad, I am very happy these days. But I don't know why is this happening to me.. I can't think of any other reason besides being possessed, OMG! It's raining.. I always fantasize of getting all wet with her. Ngeh2, sentence gone wrong. :) Why is this happening to me btw? Stop the pouring will ya? I wanna play Aussie football. :(

Sorry for not updating people.. really lazy aite. Exam's coming, I'm nerding okay. Only if I could resist Facebook & coming online. I really like going to school these days.. but it's somehow meaningless cos' we just don't study much in school. All we do is talk cock (fyi, it's gossip in girls' term). Rather stay at home and you know la, guys stuff. :)

Time has come for me to get prepared.. such a short update people. I know, I know.. you people really miss me, I know you do. I really like taking pictures these days, not with my phone of course. I wish to have a camera like Brandon's. Can zoom kao kao one, then you know la, my eyesight not so good, can kap lui from far. Perfect right? He he. Till then..

I know I look gay, but I AM WHO I AM. emo emo! Ha ha. :P

JWing.

Overdosage of Katy Perry

Hey people. I'm home & guess what, my ears are still with me and they work perfectly fine! *tested with some naughty audio, o.O .. Amen! :) I thought I would be deaf right now. Experienced FAN PAN Linkin Park @ Redbox, damn, support originality people! :P Oh well, it was a really awkward experience I must say.. watched The Ugly Truth. A lot of I-show-you-my-cleavage-moments, I feel extremely bad right nowwwwwwwwww. Ahhhhhh, I'm overdosed with Katy Perry's songs. Gonna get some sleep pretty soon, so yeah, pictures for youuuuuuuuuu! :P

Aileen with the ball. She shoots way better than Henry & Bak but not me, huhu! I miss her randomness, her IQ questions especially. :(

I made the shot, with ease. Proof? How am I supposed to miss at the first place? Lol. :P

Wykean couldn't control himself. Bak was being too bitchy yet seductive.. they had fun. Keep in mind people, one way traffic, NO GOOD NO GOOD. xD

Paris looking all worn out.. looked as if she had a rough time people. Trust me, she did not. She was still sleeping, I don't know how she managed to keep her eyes opened eventhough sleeping. Well, only one conclusion, my dog comes with.. great talent just like the owner? :)

The owner. I really don't know why is this picture here. I just like how my sister think I looked okay in this, :) You wouldn't be complimented if you aren't good at all! Hoho, get my message ah!? :P

JWing #5.

September; Repetition.

Life's been pretty meaningless recently; borrowed New Moon from library, with Henry's card again. I'm getting weirder, o.O Don't worry, I ain't going to bore the shit out of you people but for now, bear with my emoness. Just one paragraph, aite? :)

Guys, please don't read the paragraph below if you're seeking for humor, it isn't. Trust me, I give you two balls if it's funny, :) Damn it, I'm risking my lil' brother.

What comes to your mind when I speak of FRIENDS? *I'm not starting a public speaking or an impromptu speech here.. I don't know if I've been the good friend to the people around me.. and what is the true definition of a good friend? I have been a good listener to my friends' problems. But is that good enough to be given the title good friend? Is a good friend suppose to be there whenever you need him/her? Or somebody who gives in to whatever that you want? How is a friend different from a classmate? I know they both could mean the same but it's just not the same when you're out of the class. I don't know what has brought me to this topic; probably cos' of Marc's actions/words today in school. I don't wanna talk much about it but hey, if you can't stand me for teasing you, I apologize. But hey, I don't feel good either.. whenever I ask for help in studies, ignorance seems to be the only thing. Even if I looked more of a copycat rather than somebody who really needs your help, think twice. I have experienced myself; I asked and what you did was to joke about it, tapped my shoulders and you started questioning, why must I? And even if you'd teach me *only when he's in a really really good mood, I wouldn't be able to understand what you're saying and it would seem meaningless for me to ask you again.. I have a lot of questions in mind right now, I'm done typing. I think I've just contradicted myself by saying.. I'm not gonna talk much, LOLS! :)

I'm done emoing. How weird it is for me to be like Woo.. the guy who enjoys looking into mirrors. Nope, it's not what you think it is. Cos' whenever that he's with me, he tends to do that as I'll be walking one to two steps behind him. He just checks me out, see, I'm cute. WTF! This isn't funny, I'm becoming Janjean, that isn't a good thing. :)

I have started learning guitar and guess what people, I'm learning classical NOT accoustic. I'm playing songs like Amazing Grace, holy shit. :S Please don't tell other people that I've been imitating the Jonas Brothers with my guitar. Shhhhhhhh! :) I really hate going to school these days. It's so boring, I rather go tuition.. seeing Hannah Montana, :) Chill, it isn't a crush, it's just a.. a.. joke? Think of a better word!? I can't.. *David Archuleta's Crush is being playedddddd. Huhu!

I really don't get it people. I'm not saying that I'm totally perfect.. if I would rate myself from 1-10, 8 is what I think about myself. LOL! *I know, you must be thinking that 8 is really low for me, :) Anyway, everyone's with somebody right now.. I'm getting lonelier, :( Henry's with Angel & Nicholas is WITH SOMEBODY! WTF! It's just like, NICHOLAS is with SOMEONE, it's like, he's smart and gets somebody to go with him? I kept looking into the mirror, I keep telling myself I look good and still, it isn't convincing. *Pimples, stop growing will you? :(

Maybe I'm just gonna die as a virgin. *if masturbation isn't involved here.. Anyway, I'm running out of ideas. Hope you have fun & I'm reaching RM50 for Nuffnang. Keep viewing, people. I promise to give you 1% of the total amount of cash I'm receiving, aite? Peace out, losers. :) I just love girls in pink, plus point if they're wearing pink bikinis. Random thought huh? Cheers. :)

Gayest partner lately, Janjean. If he's leaving me as well, I'm dying a virgin, :'(

JWing5

If I had bigger breasts; I wish.

It all happened when I played basketball. I felt helpless and motionless when ChernHoong was able to dribble to his right side with ease & made the easy left-hand-layup against me. I tried to stop him as he attempted to evade my gay-defense, sadly, I failed and he made the basket, without much penetration [not the penetration all guys need to have, it's two different worlds, if you have what I have to think about it, with much sense I would say. xD]

Before we move further into serious elaborations or maybe, just maybe discussions which might lead to pure insanity and also, nudity. I'm beginning to write like an ass who has no life [if you need example, I give you.. Henry.] as I have just picked up, I mean, borrowed this girl-who-sees-fairies fiction from our school library. Isn't it magnificent to just visit the library to borrow books & of course, to STARE at the newly-promoted-yet-sizzling-hot-librarians from the LowerSix.


I haven't returned the book yet.. Henry's so dead, I used his Library card btw. The teacher's gonna "hunt" for him, hoho. The teacher's scary, she has the cutest mole beside her barbecued lips, shh! :) editted - 1.47am, 24th August.

So much for my very attempt to blog like Marc. :) I'm going to be myself after this sentence. I give you.. supercalifragilisticexpe....alidocious. Only Marc & us know what are the reasons we speak of that weirdly constructed "term". Dude, we'll do better than next year in Public Speaking & Debate. :)

Although examination is over, I still feel the pressure. I don't actually welcome new chapters of Addmaths and of course, Physics which happens to be my pure weakness [keep this a secret cos' people WILL start to have doubts about my sexuality]. Still am looking for a home tutor for this subject. Anyone want to join me for this adventurous mission? ;P

Anyway, I'm still seeking for the special one, where are thou? :P You made me lose my mind, I even thought of a new ambition if I fail to seek for you, my one and only baby boo. [nope, not you Michelle.. cos' you're my darling, it's different. rofl!]. I was contemplating on joining Maria Ozawa in the pornography industry..

Gigolo wannabe - I only cost you 2bucks, hornayyy? :S After PJ, :)

Oh yeah, I have always talked about how much I hated my class. Well, I have stopped hating em' and tried loving em, and it's working! LoL! But still, 4H is still the class that I would love to be in.. not that I dislike where I am right now. Just sharing thoughts.. wonder if you and I could both meet up and have some coffee together? Or maybe more than that? I'm horny today, sorry. :) I can do this all night long, oopsie. :) Anyway, here you go, random shots taken in class, have fun dohs (erm, not Malay, say it in japanese! hee xD)

Syed Shameer, doing the lala pose. That's like so out of trend. He always annoy me saying words like, Fei Mao, lei hui pin tou arh n' etc'. He watches RTM2, ewwww! :)

Muiz, I don't know whatta say. He gave me a nickname, CB. I actually do not mind being called CHIBAI cos' it's like a curse word. But no, CB doesn't stands for CHIBAI. It stands for.. Cina Berbulu! WTF! ==

Foo, all rounder in sports. Woohoo, he's steaming, I'm pretty sure it's still quite short. Hoho, kidding. He's the best basketballer mate in my class and he's taller than me already, PMSing. :(

Henry is more than willing to "do" you, kiddo Bak. Anyway, I bet Irsyad was waiting for his turn, too bad, with Henry's disabilities, it's gonna take long. Hidden meanings, :)

I give you one word, surprised. :) An umbrella could make us all camwhore! And the best part was the teacher was in class, she rocks? No, she doesn't. == Kidding, :P

I'm done. Off to Henry's. :) We're gonna watch UP, right? I'm so into cartoons these days, I'm gonna join Shirley pretty soon.. I'mma make World Of Cartoon Network the place to go to in shopping malls, hoho. Kidding. Miss me people, muahsie. :)


Toodles (Ewwwwww..),
JWing5.

Prefects' Gathering 2009.

8th of August, a day to be remembered, for good and.. evil. :)
Before I begin, deepest gratitude towards our teacher adviser, Pn Lim. There's more to it but uhm, it wouldn't be appropriate to say it here. It involves money, hee. :) Also, thanks to the fifth/sixth formers who helped us out and rock on, people!

Pictures ahead.. Out of the 50 images I received from Bran bran cutie,

(Red team - Blindfold Football), I don't even see the ball, LOL! And look at the direction of the goal post, :)

(Multigames - Purple), Kaisze, watch where you're going! :)

(Newspaper - White team), they claim themselves as Warriors. Don't look like one eyh? :)

(Spongy mesophyll - Pink team), my favourite team! Hee. I wanna be in Asri's position! He looked sad, wtf! He's just stupid, it's okay. :)

Pink team again, something's down there, naughty people! :)

Sohwaikeat & Suetli, both got too into the game!

He's basically touching everyone and he claimed that he loves me, hmph!

This is random, hi Joey! :)

Orange team, doing popping! I don't know the reason why are they doing it, impersonating Michael Jackson, I suppose. ==

There's nobody "doing" you, just open your eyes Izzaaz. :)

Main organizers. Form4s, future EXCOs. Nah, kidding. :)

CPB BOARD 2008-2009.

GI JOE is damn weird, seriously. All they do to grab your attention is by using beautiful ladies with great circular stuffs, yeahp, I don't like the show, hate it! I fell asleep, somehow. OMG, off-topic. :)

This is getting tad too long. I don't really wanna talk much about the agenda, we know why. There's too much for the performance, haha! Screwing up isn't much important, you know it best. Damn it, I SCREWED UP K, ran outta tune, singing Miley Cyrus' The Climb. It's okay, I'm never going on stage singing, again. No worries. I know, it sorta polluted everyone's ears, but whattheheck, the music was good. That's all I can say! LOL! :)

The numbers weren't that good actually, I don't know what happened to Confucians (confused perhaps) and also, MBS boys + Maxwell + La Salle Sentul. Come on la brothers, we are straight, I mean some of us aren't but mostly, yeah, straight. :) Well, hope everyone enjoyed themselves BESIDES THE SINGING, stress. :D

Form4s, we have tried our very best.. I wouldn't say it was much of a success cos' of the people who have attended, but WE have definitely proved how strong our bond is to everyone who have not trusted us, at the first place. We have stayed as one and I feel loved, for the very second time. And yeahp, next year, it'll be US. Only us.. together we stand, together we.. yawns. Hee! :)

FORM4s, GOGOGOG! GANBATE NEHXXX! :D

JWing.

I am getting so hot, i'm gon' take my clothes off..

I have been receiving private messages; complaining & asking me to fill this piece of junk with something humorous. I tried to set a celebrity-status for myself but it didn't work the way I thought it would. Anyway, I welcome all of you back again to read this crappy-written blog. :P

I don't wanna talk about my results.. it isn't that saddening but it's just depressing. LOL! It's just like another form of lalas-blogging, right? They think it's funny but the truth is it isn't. Really busy with Prefects' stuffs lately.. What's up with BOYS singing Miley Cyrus' The Climb!? They are just so gay, enough said. What add fuels to fire is that after that pitiful gay song, it's gonna be some sort of Viva la Vida thing, now I'm SURE you wouldn't wanna miss it, crap, lying isn't good and I'm definitely feeling bad, get me? :)

I'm gonna end this entry up cos' I actually have a funnier draft, just waiting for the pictures! So please be patient, patience is virgin.. I mean, virtue. :) Great, I feel like the cutest copycat in town. Anyway, why is she so freaking annoying that she has to talk about me all the time? And the funny thing is I'm not even handsome, DAMN this isn't right, SINCE WHEN AM I SO DOWN TO EARTH? Something is really wrong, better go catch some sleep before this turns worse, :). To freak you even more, I actually borrowed a fairy-fiction-storybook from OUR SCHOOL LIBRARY. Possessed, bring out the ghost in me! Don't say I never warn you if I ever squeeze your nuts or bounce your...

Superbly possessed punya look, serious! xP